Monday, January 28, 2008

Liesl, 7N

I am extremely and irretrievably offended. I feel like my honor has been trampled upon and my name is now as muddy as a country doctor who hides an assassin in bad shoes. What, you ask, could cause this ultimate offense? There is a loafer named Liesl. And darlings, let me tell you, it is not good.

Of all the shoes they would name Liesl, they chose that monstrosity?? Look at the stitching! Look at the material! That shoe does not deserve my name. I heartily object to my name being anywhere near that shoe and I think we need to start a petition to rename it. Let's say, something like... Mabel? or how about Agnes? Lucretia? Here's the problem: I can't find out who makes this very un-fabulous loafer. Anyone?

My name is worth far more than cheap materials and bad stitching.

Today's favorite shoe:
Givenchy "574936"

3 Fabulosas:

Agnes (not an old cleaning lady, thanks) said...

As a fabulosa cursed with the name "Agnes" I take great offense to your suggestion. Haven't we Agneses suffered enough already?

Princess Poochie said...

I'll volunteer my grandmother's name - Edna.

It looks more like an Edna.

Not you at all!


PS Thanks for the link!

Shoegirls said...

Oh Agnes! YOU are clearly fabulous! Let's stick to Edna, as Princess Poochie suggests. Does it help to know that my mom almost named her dog Agnes?